Friday, May 19, 2006

I can always fall back on this.....

In a Past Life...
You Were: A Mute Assassin.
Where You Lived: Korea.
How You Died: Typhoid fever.
Who Were You In a Past Life?

31 comments:

  1. Anonymous7:38 PM

    Ooopsss...try this...
    http://www.blogthings.com/pastlifegenerator/

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  2. That's okay. I was a An Evil Fortune Teller living in Central Africa who died of consumption.

    I always knew I was part black.....and evil.

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  3. Anonymous10:41 AM

    I see that "brushes with fame" has past me by...

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  4. Anonymous5:02 PM

    I was a famous undertaker who also lived in Bolivia and died of consumption....

    At least I was famous....and a sassy Bolivian...

    But I like my porn name better

    BeeBee Springdale

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  5. Anonymous7:37 PM

    Not at all Chuck...feel free to add to the last post. This was just a fun little stop gap I impoted from my wife's blog.

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  6. You Were: A Genius Executor of Sacrifices.

    Where You Lived: Boliva.

    How You Died: Suicide.

    I think we all know who I was hanging out with. After she died of consupmtion, there was no reason to live so I ended it.

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  7. My porn name is Muffin Clarendon, by the way.

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  8. Anonymous10:35 AM

    Off-topic...Back in the favourite actresses posts, Peter Hall's film of A MIDSUMMER'S NIGHT DREAM was invoked, which starred Judi Dench; Diana Rigg; Ian Richardson; Ian Holm; Helen Mirren, among others...

    I picked up a copy of it when I was in LA last week at the indispensable Amoeba. The transfer is not great; much of the colour is faded and washed-out, but so far it is very interesting (we started watching it last night; but we're too tired to finish it) and a young and svelte Judi Dench is near-naked frequently displaying her bare breasts.

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  9. Ah, the boobs of a Dame in the making. Aint nothing sweeter.
    Well, maybe a few things.........

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  10. Anonymous11:01 AM

    Ok how great is THIS?
    Judi Dench's porn name is....
    Auntie Tata

    No lie! How fitting is that???

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  11. Anonymous11:02 AM

    By the way...MY porn name is...
    Big Al Rod!

    Alos, very fitting!

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  12. I thought one got their porn name from the name of their first pet and the first street they lived on. Is there a porn name generator, too?

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  13. Anonymous12:33 PM

    Yes, but there is also a porn name generator...follow the link and you'll find it.

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  14. Anonymous12:45 PM

    I got my porn name the way Mr. Luckey devised. First pet/first street.

    What a team we were in a past life...me famous...you a genius...

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  15. Anonymous1:10 PM

    I always heard a mixture of the two- first street/Mother's maiden name...

    ...which would make mine "Patricia Henry"...I like BIg Al Rod MUCH better!

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  16. My porn name is Sandy Jizz on the porn name generater.

    Rad.

    If I used my first pet and my mother's maiden name, it would be Brady Ball.

    Not as much spark as Sandy Jizz, I must say.

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  17. Anonymous8:47 AM

    The Generator of Illustrious Porn Names just dubbed me:

    Sandra Spreadum...oddly the little cartoon head that they showed with the name looked a bit like me.

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  18. Anonymous2:22 PM

    For some reason that reminds of a buttery spread

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  19. Anonymous2:26 PM

    Ohh what a terrible web we weave when we use blogthings

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  20. Anonymous5:21 PM

    Hey Y'all,

    I can't remember last week, much less my past lives, so screw it.
    And my porn name (pet/street version) is Silky Lakeside. So screw THAT.

    And, in case you haven't heard about it, The Johnson Brothers are playing ALL of THE WHITE ALBUM this Friday at Natasha's. No kidding! Show starts at 8:30 or thereabouts. Better make a reservation (259-2754), 'cause it's selling pretty well. Not as well as "The Mousetrap," mind you, but well.

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  21. Anonymous5:23 PM

    That was me, just now. Didn't mean to post anonymously.
    Missy

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  22. You Were: A Gorgeous Astrologer.

    Where You Lived: Peru.

    How You Died: Hung for treason.

    ------

    See? Told you I was hung. And my porn name... Mike Tuttle, by God.

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  23. Anonymous2:40 PM

    Gentle Despot.

    Lived in Egypt.

    Died from the plague.


    Gentle Despot...how wishy-washy.

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  24. Anonymous2:53 PM

    oops, forgot to sign in...the wishy-washy gentle despot...aka Bob.

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  25. Anonymous2:57 PM

    Post for Russell:

    How can I comment on your blog if I don't wish to start one of my own?? It won't allow me.

    Sorry everybody..just trying to get a message to him and he reads this occasionally

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  26. Anonymous7:32 AM

    Grassy-ass, Russell!!

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  27. Anonymous7:34 AM

    Wait I just check Russell and it said it is "restricted to team members"...

    I want to be on the team!

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  28. Anonymous7:37 AM

    So X, not to turn this into anything like an American Idol chat session...but as many of you know ....Idol is my guilty passion and I thought of YOU last night, X.

    MeatLoaf was on singing a pretty decent duet with 2nd-placer Katherine McPhee and I could not help but thinfk of you and Joy at the Kareoke contest. Ohhhhh, how I miss those days!!

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  29. Anonymous8:46 AM

    Me! Me! Me!

    Oh wait....I am 17 hours away.

    Damn

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  30. Anonymous8:58 AM

    I'd love to get out an do some Kareoke, but alas it is a bit difficult with the little one. But at least once this summer, we'll do it! I've already been talking to some of the shakes folks about it...
    and no Laurie, I missed Meatloaf on IDOL last night, cause I was too busy having my dick yanked by the two hour lLOST finale...yep, just two MORE hours of NEW QUESTIONS with no real answers...that show is starting to piss me off!

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  31. Dick yanked? At first I thought we were getting into the spicy side of the blog.

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