A lady at a bank here in FL once said to me ..."thank you for your business and enjoy another day in paradise!!" Obviously her cute bank teller thank u that she says to everyone and, I am sure, filled with good intentions....I think. However, I responded..."Paradise? Where?" Alas, SW FL is a paradise to those that can afford it..
Strange...mys son called me a "Random Dada" just this morning!Actually, the line is from a song by Aussie band The Angels called "AFTER THE RAIN" ...it was going to be the title of my last post, but I heard the Clapton song on the radio and....there you go... but PLEASE...feel free to keep randomly and existentially commenting...
And that paradise you guys are lookin' for? Black top and white stripes at regular intervals, baby. So I guess that would mean that the Department of Transportation pays for it... with taxpayer money! Blah.
"What is truth? I say forsooth, why truth is like a babyruth. And whatever could be sweeter? Well maybe a red and yellow anteater. Old Yeller ate my cat today. He whoopie snorked, yes whoopie snorked away!"
Fish fucking. Didn't Buddy Hackett do a joke about that? Damn, this is the most mileage I have ever seen out of a blog post that has a title but literally says NOTHING!
everyone in my office was crowded around the coffee maker one day looking at a picture. apparently, there was a kitten born with two heads. i didn't see what the big deal was, i see two-faced pussys all the time.
in fact, i see one on national tv doing those, what do u call them? oh yeah, state of the union addresses.
what? u think i'm gonna do a pussy joke and not talk about bush?
-jb (btw, paradise is a room filled with laughter)
Ignore this post...it's a mistake!
ReplyDeleteThe poor and working class.
ReplyDeleteA lady at a bank here in FL once said to me ..."thank you for your business and enjoy another day in paradise!!" Obviously her cute bank teller thank u that she says to everyone and, I am sure, filled with good intentions....I think. However, I responded..."Paradise? Where?" Alas, SW FL is a paradise to those that can afford it..
who suffers fools and priests?
ReplyDeleteHmmm...I dunno...who steals the ancient masterpiece, Mr anonymous...if that really IS your name!!!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteParadise comes in 8 ounce amounts.
ReplyDeleteGuys, this is not really supposed to be an open thread...it was just a mistake...
ReplyDeletecannot paradise be found in an unopened thread?
ReplyDelete-russell
Ah! Open threads! So random and so Dada!
ReplyDeleteI've got a paradice and some poker chips in my gaming closet.
ReplyDelete"Truth and Nirvana are found in the ignored thread."
ReplyDelete-Buddah (or Knob Creek?!?)
How many Surrealists does it take to change a light bulb?
ReplyDelete- the Fish
-russell
"So random and so Dada!"
ReplyDeleteStrange...mys son called me a "Random Dada" just this morning!Actually, the line is from a song by Aussie band The Angels called "AFTER THE RAIN" ...it was going to be the title of my last post, but I heard the Clapton song on the radio and....there you go...
but PLEASE...feel free to keep randomly and existentially commenting...
Paradise is that quite moment alone as the sun rises. That sharp inhale of breath just as she says yes. Hush sleep of your child as you watch.
ReplyDeleteParadise is a brief moment that lasts forever.
Nirvana, I found that in the discount bin for $5.99!
-russell
Actually, most of those BM's take place in THE POTTY now!!!
ReplyDeleteThank the Gods...and yes, I do consider it quite artistic!
Oh shit...
ReplyDeleteIs't time for a new post?
ReplyDeleteI like this post... very open and free.
ReplyDeleteWHEEEEeeeeeeeee.......!
-russell
This was never a real post in the FIRST PLACE!!!
ReplyDeleteLOUD NOISES!
ReplyDeleteYou keep saying it isnt a real post but it seems to be working.
ReplyDeleteBefore I die, I'm gonna fuck me a fish.
ReplyDeleteBuy a man a fish, he'll eat for a day...Teach a man to fuck a fish, and he'll eat forever...no wait, that's not how it goes...
ReplyDeletebob
A woman needs a man like a fish needs a bicycle!
ReplyDeleteAnd that paradise you guys are lookin' for? Black top and white stripes at regular intervals, baby. So I guess that would mean that the Department of Transportation pays for it... with taxpayer money! Blah.
~Keri G.~
"What is truth?
ReplyDeleteI say forsooth, why truth is like a babyruth.
And whatever could be sweeter?
Well maybe a red and yellow anteater.
Old Yeller ate my cat today. He whoopie snorked, yes whoopie snorked away!"
-Residents
-Lord Emperior Russell
Fish fucking. Didn't Buddy Hackett do a joke about that? Damn, this is the most mileage I have ever seen out of a blog post that has a title but literally says NOTHING!
ReplyDeleteIt's actually a "seinfeld-like" experiment I'm doing and you ALL FELL FOR IT!!! (macabre laughter)
ReplyDeleteeveryone in my office was crowded around the coffee maker one day looking at a picture. apparently, there was a kitten born with two heads. i didn't see what the big deal was, i see two-faced pussys all the time.
ReplyDeletein fact, i see one on national tv doing those, what do u call them? oh yeah, state of the union addresses.
what? u think i'm gonna do a pussy joke and not talk about bush?
-jb (btw, paradise is a room filled with laughter)
Actors who are full of themselves are like 10 pounds of shit in a 9 pound bag.
ReplyDeleteAnd I'm going fishing (fission?)soon, so that copulation with the fish will be sooner than I expected. I hear that walleyes got some serious skills.
ReplyDelete"Actors who are full of themselves are like 10 pounds of shit in a 9 pound bag."
ReplyDeleteIs this gun pointed at me?
-JB